{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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