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{"type":"general","setup":"If you boil a clown...","punchline":"Do you get a laughing stock?","id":44}

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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go to therapy?","punchline":"They had too many unresolved issues.","id":444}

{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}

{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Ever wondered why bees hum?","punchline":"It's because they don't know the words.","id":108}

{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

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