{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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Tor Bernhard Ekeland is a New York City based computer, trial and appellate lawyer. He is best known for representing hackers prosecuted under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (\"CFAA\"), as well as white-collar defendants, in federal criminal court and on appeal across the United States.
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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