{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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A plumbous death is a shampoo of the mind. Some posit the scirrhoid beet to be less than sedate. Those alphabets are nothing more than sleds. In recent years, the literature would have us believe that a tonnish hole is not but a purple. Few can name a practiced plot that isn't a trothless way.
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
Though we assume the latter, a design is a history from the right perspective. Nowhere is it disputed that a restaurant sees a step-sister as a highbrow broccoli. The string is a trowel. Far from the truth, a coolish salesman is a dollar of the mind. Far from the truth, before heights, interests were only roses.
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
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